Score: 10

"Awesome"

submission: Level Up!

date: November 28, 2009

Everything is nice, there are just enough gems for you to get regen and tough on the first day, beat the boss and get the rest of the gems and buy everything with 10 gems remaining (at least for me) Completing this game made me feel nice, can't wait till the sequel... or prequel whatever it is.

I found certain bugs that are purely aesthetic (Spoilers inside, if you are playing and have not beaten the game, don't read on and bitch at me), but are still bugs. In the sacred ground, above the air between the Main monitor and the small gem monitor is an invisible platform about the size of a nickel, also double jumping up certain walls causes you to get stuck, most notably; the tower before the floating squarian village. Also theres a way to get the Shadow stuck on the top platform as you are on the bottom, protecting you from all attacks as it gets hit. That's about all i could find bugwise. Mostly aesthetic.

Score: 9

"Exellent"

submission: PPGD: Battle in Megaville

date: November 9, 2009

Everything is fine, i know that you are prolly not listening both cause its an oldish game, and you prolly don't browse NG anymore... BUT final star Shira Bell is more than impossible, and enemies shouldn't be able to warp behind you and attack you even if they LOOK like they are in front. But other than that I'm very addicted to this game, but i feel like i suck since i cant actually Beat it.

Score: 10

"I'll start people off"

submission: Gretel and Hansel

date: October 27, 2009

What you do after the slingshot is shoot the brightest window square and let a bug in, hit the bug once it lands twice, once it's above Hansel's face; Hit Hansel. He eats it, you group up, you talk you leave. Figure the rest our urself.

Score: 10

"OMFG"

submission: Miami Shark

date: October 10, 2009

BEST GAME EVER

Score: 1

"Couldnt stand the music"

submission: Medieval Rampage 2

date: September 29, 2009

The bad music ruined everything, i cant play it anymore

Score: 10

"Hidden Gem of NG"

submission: Pandemic: American Swine

date: September 3, 2009

Even though its total score is 4/5, the game itself is just as fun as pandemic ll, save Madagascar which is just a hoot and everyone loves it... (epic sarcasm)

It feels so good to be on the receiving end of your own disease and then beat it. Only down side is you don't get all 3 options right away, but i get why; seeing as though you have to reinvent the wheel to get ahold of this game-play.

The panic system is still a little whack IMO. All i do is keep it as low as possible, i understand that keeping it high increases my income, but it also increases the cost... of... EVERYTHING! how the hell do you harness something like that? But through all the times ive killed the world with swine flu, i never knew that panic would be a deciding factor to humanity's downfall, and for that i feel great saving these fake people.

Really good game.

Score: 10

"Woot"

submission: Epic Battle Fantasy 2

date: August 25, 2009

After my brother said beating this on epic was impossible and pointless, i finally beat it, after about 3 tries at the last boss i finally figured out how to beat him, i'll share my wisdom in the form of spoilers (which means dont look if ur a noob who loves to complain)

1: Before you reach Valkyrie, make sure you use slime bunny enough to get the upgrades "Bunny!" and "Bunny!!!" the first increasing health from slime bunny, and the second making him have about a 1/3 chance of coming and healing you without calling or mp cost every turn. Invaluable against the last boss.

2: Stone sword, nuff said (upgrade quake as well)

3: If you can help it, dont focus too much on attack, defense, or Mdefense, make sure to spread it out as they lose their awesomeness if they are dumped.

4: Natz's upgrade "angel" i'm not ENTIRELY sure how to unlock this as an upgrade, but ive gotten it a couple times. It allows you to gain auto-revive from no-where, even tho its proc chance is roughly 1 in 6, its still worth getting and can save your ass.

5: As for the actual Valkyrie fight, the first stage is pretty simple, if not a little powerful. Use quake and Lucky star/Lightning Bolt (based on if u get astrology or that all element powerup, NEVER GET BOTH) until its dead, then a cannon and the douche pops up, the DOUCHE on easy, is just that and u dont need my help, but on epic can use ION (the summon) if u haven't gotten the medal yet u can get it here, as well as the "noob" medal... :(

5c: If you manage to down both the cannon and the douche (i love that word) The last boss (tank) will gain Attack and defense 50%, making him very very powerful if there's nothing on his back and you will likely need to defend and use/wait for slime bunny for ur heals until he unleashes the nukes. They each death 9999 Damage if u JUST used protect and barrier and can vary if u used them recently, needless to say if u have the Super sword attack (ultimate) use it on the nuke to bring it to about 50% without buffs, and dead if it has less armor and u have more attack, however if you find yourself unable to kill the nuke, thats fine too. Just defend if ur at or near full health and you will be fine, give or take about 4K damage, and Natz will recover about 700 mp, which is nice.

5cc: HOWEVER if you are unlucky like me u might be facing down the barrel of double nukes. This no matter WHAT will end you if you mearly defend (unless u have plus defense and Mdefence, stone sword and extra defend ability on Matt) so you might want to use life/autolife (same move, based on if ur alive or dead) to survive the first nuke, then die and come back after the second. HOWEVER AGAIN if both the nukes are used and the tank itself has Plus attack, he can charge you both for 5K which is 6K, 6K (dead, revived with 4K) then 5K which basicly kills you off instantly, however if his attack is in the gray or unaffected (natz ulty is invaluable for this task) you will only take about 400 to each person, saving your ass to do it over again.

5end: The final thing you need to do is once he double nukes you, he might lay off the nukes and start using EMP's to shatter your skills and potentially deal 2K to each person, or 5K to one person in every turn. With slime bunny the total damage u take per turn is about 1K per emp (if he decides to go all out) so as the emp's are out, everything is dead, or if ur feeling bold, use your attack moves; Quake and Lucky star/thunderbolt and repeat until dead.

Recomended, but not required abilities: Chemist use only on matt, as he's a tank and wont do much damage, Chemist II is also nice, as it makes mist potions heal everyone for 8K, and ethers restore 800 mp, to unlock these simply use items alot and it should be a choice to upgrade at the end of round.
Mana drain: Natz can use this if she's low to hit an enemy with her staff, doing garbage damage but restoring 100-110 mp per hit. This can be useful on the easier difficulties but i cant see it fitting on epic.
Mighty mage: Increasing everything on natz by 6% is nice, get it.

I LOVE THIS GAME

Score: 10

"Slow...poke...?"

submission: Free Will - The Game

date: July 5, 2009

I think this game was a little too fast for the general public. Only once they beat the game they will realize what "FREE WILL" really means a couple minutes later.

Free Will
Free will
will
Will
will
Will
Free (Rofl grammar)
Will - will - Will - will

Score: 5

"Good game with terribly crap controles"

submission: Bug War

date: June 5, 2009

The first 9 levels are easy, but to an extent. Towers only hit their target 25% of the time, trying to mass move is Impossible, ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE i dont know what is so hard about moving from 1 hive to another even if they arnt directly near each other, its basicly not even worth playing if you are a sane human being. Trying to move from one give to another is also near impossible, as sometimes it doesnt even highlight the hive you want to move to, instead you highlight, the OTHER one making you move units from your main hive, sometimes during a crucial battle, and you move them, OUTSIDE the main battle area, making you lose and have to restart the entire mission.

Ohh and mission 10 is impossible. Ive tried. Basicly the top has complete access to EVERYTHING right away, and theres another hive on your ass the entire match, until you kill it of course, but by the time you kill hive 2, the other hive has 5 cones all ready to kick your ass and bunker that with towers, basicly, among its IMPOSSIBILITY in the first place, if they get one tower built your done. First i tried beating it with beetle, no... too slow, tower was up right away, then i tried ant, HAHA no. Your so weak its impossible to even DEFEND yourself.

All in all, good game, but the controls ruin it... ruin it ALL, ohh and the last level sucks.

Score: 10

"ROOOAAAAAAAA----errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

submission: Robot Dinosaurs

date: April 11, 2009

The very concept of this game is frekin hilarious. Of course once u beat the first(last) boss u realize that there really isnt any stable storyline. But damn is it hilarious!